Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...