The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...