What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...