Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...