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A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
What’s up Pussycat!
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Clinton strikes out.
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The blonde and the screen door
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Bring some more ammo
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
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Tombstone Epitaph VI
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