What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...