Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...