Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...