Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...