Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...