If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...