Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...