Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...