Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...