Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.