The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...