Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...