A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...