How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...