Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!