Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...