Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....