Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...