Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...