Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...