Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...