Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...