Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...