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How do you clean a condom?
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Handy guide to modern science
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A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Resume Bloopers
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