Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
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News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...