Four worst words
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I have a Microsoft waiter
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What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
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Perks of being over 40…
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One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
The good, bad, and ugly!
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If Cray ran Christmas…
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How’s business?
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How to break the nose of a blonde.
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