Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...