Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
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You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!