Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.