Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...