Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...