Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...