If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...