Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...