A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up