A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
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This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
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An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon