Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...