What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
‘Please cheese me’!
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Efficiency
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
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Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....