Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...