Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...