New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...