Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...