Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...