A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...