Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...